Anonymous asked:
You've........ done a few posts about Palpatine having sex to have a child who created Rey. But has it been said that he had sex? Considering Star Wars is Sci-Fi couldn't it have been IVF?
rayshippouuchiha answered:
No.
Considering that Padme canon died from a “broke heart” during childbirth or whatever shit explanation was given for ice-boxing her I absolutely refuse to believe that Palpatine did anything to get a child that wasn’t absolutely fucking someone and I don’t care what anyone or the novelization has to say about it.
Sheev Palpatine fucked. He took some poor woman to pound town. He laid some space pipe. Palpatine spread his man mayonnaise all over some woman’s flat bread. He went balls deep in some lady’s sarlacc pit, hit her with the real force lightning, set up shop in space’s bone bayou.
And that’s that on that.
